a question to the skate board side of tumblr
how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?
Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English
I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)
i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
- october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”
BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP
WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
don’t use uteruses as symbol for feminism ok
- you’re excluding trans women
- you’re including some trans men
- you’re excluding cis women who may not have a uterus because they’ve lost it because of or to avoid #cancer
stop doing this it’s so gross
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this
I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
GUESS WHOS BACK
PLUTOS BEEN DECLARED A PLANET AGAIN
VIVA LA PLUTO
You’ve always been a planet in my mind. Always.
Walt Disney introducing the plans for Disneyland.
Happy 59th Birthday Disneyland!